Funny stories

Working in the hotel industry exposes us to dealing with situations so different from one another; some may be difficult, and others we can laugh off. please tell us your stories on the funniest moments when dealing with a difficult situation in a hotel.

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Permalink Reply by Roshan on May 7, 2008 at 1:35am

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std
Class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot
one of them,how many birds would remain??
".Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?".
Johnny: "none,ma'am.
teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds
will also fly away."
Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like
the way u r thinkin.

now johnny has a doubt.

Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at
the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is
licking it while the third one is sucking on it. can
u tell which one of the ladies is married??"

teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a
brave face and answers.
Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is
sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on
her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R
THINKIN." !!!!!

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Permalink Reply by nalinda abeyratne on May 7, 2008 at 2:46am

HOTEL BILL {funniest hotel joke EVER}?
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel performs here," explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have

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Permalink Reply by KIM MORTIMER on May 12, 2008 at 4:56pm

That's wickid! I love it, and it explains the mans point exectly.

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Permalink Reply by KIM MORTIMER on May 12, 2008 at 4:52pm

I was working at a Hotel in Surrey, UK as a receptionist in 2006. I was checking out a lady and her husband and they happened to tell me about their little visitor in their bedroom.
The husband had gone down to breakfast that morning and his wife had stayed behind suffering from an hangover. When all of a sudden she hears a russeling in the corner of the room, she shouts to her husband to keep the noise down as she was trying to sleep some more before checking out. When she gets no answer from her husband she looks up to see a big bushy tail and small little nose eating the biscuits they had in a plastic bag on the table. To the wife's disbelief a Cheeky little squirrel climbed through the window and across the room to eat the sweet tasting snacks on the table. The wife even in her deshevaled state found the whole morning very funny!! LOL!